mollysmoshpit said: Why you no answer meh questions you Popsicle

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

You don’t ask questions. You just send me gibberish. In fact, this is the most coherent message you’ve ever sent me. And in it, you referred to me as a Popsicle, in some sort of attempt at insulting me.

I don’t know why I love this.

fuckyeahmewithoutyou:

Reblog if you have a mewithoutYou-themed URL.

…the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead

The needle’s worn the groove too deep
those-indifferent-clocks:

Pay no attention to me dancing with my girl. We have every intention to be failures in this world.

those-indifferent-clocks:

Pay no attention to me dancing with my girl. We have every intention to be failures in this world.

The world loves a paradox..

Dis·ap·point·ment
Pronunciation: \ˌdis-ə-ˈpȯint-mənt\
Function: noun

When you meet a girl at the bookstore who says she likes reading comics and then she picks up a copy of Peanuts.

#storyofmylife

Thoughts words and phrases cannot express.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt